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These long-legged canines have only four toes per foot, unlike other dogs, which have five

toes on their forefeet. The dog's Latin name means "painted wolf," referring to the

animal's irregular, mottled coat, which features patches of red, black, brown, white, and

yellow fur. Each animal has its own unique coat pattern, and all have big, rounded ears.

African wild dogs live in packs that are usually dominated by a monogamous breeding pair.

The female has a litter of 2 to 20 pups, which are cared for by the entire pack. These dogs

are very social, and packs have been known to share food and to assist weak or ill members.

Social interactions are common, and the dogs communicate by touch, actions, and

vocalizations.

African wild dogs hunt in formidable, cooperative packs of 6 to 20 (or more) animals.

Larger packs were more common before the dogs became endangered. Packs hunt antelopes and

will also tackle much larger prey, such as wildebeests, particularly if their quarry is ill

or injured. The dogs supplement their diet with rodents and birds. As human settlements

expand, the dogs have sometimes developed a taste for livestock, though significant damage

is rare. Unfortunately, they are often hunted and killed by farmers who fear for their

domestic animals.

African hunting dogs are endangered. They are faced with shrinking room to roam in their

African home. They are also quite susceptible to diseases spread by domestic animals.
From user Arcadian 5656: “A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, and the statistician yells, ‘We got ‘im!’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because it’s mean.

From user suid: “So this classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, ‘Euripedes?’ The professor replies, ‘Yes. Eumenides?’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because the two men are not named Euripedes and Eumenides.

From user DrColdReality: “Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.”

Why it’s funny: Because “Bechdel test” is actually the name of a guy the first woman is dating.

From user Saboot: “Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, ‘Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?’ Gödel replies, ‘We can't know that because we're inside the joke.’ Chomsky says, ‘Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong.’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because Heisenberg is uncertain, Godel sees that the joke is logically incomplete, and Chomsky is an asshole. I mean, because Chomsky distinguishes between the joke itself and the linguistic performance.

From user disposableaccountass: “Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting, ‘Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!’ ”

Why it's funny: It’s not. This joke makes light of animal cruelty. For shame. (Or: Because Pavlov’s dog has him well-trained.)

From user Watch_Closely: “It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”

Why it’s funny: Because kleptomaniacs always take things, literally. As another Reddit user put it: “I don’t get it, but I’m stealing this one.”

See the original Reddit thread for more, and the comments to Tyler Cowen’s post for still more. And feel free to add your own in the comments below.