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From user doomwaxer: “Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality.”

Why it’s funny: It forms a wry commentary on the brokenness of the justice system.

From user android47: “A programmer's wife tells him: ‘Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.’ The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.”

Why it’s funny: Because the programmer accurately evaluated his wife’s Boolean condition.

From user Arcadian 5656: “A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, and the statistician yells, ‘We got ‘im!’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because it’s mean.

From user suid: “So this classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, ‘Euripedes?’ The professor replies, ‘Yes. Eumenides?’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because the two men are not named Euripedes and Eumenides.

From user DrColdReality: “Two women walk into a bar and talk about the Bechdel test.”

Why it’s funny: Because “Bechdel test” is actually the name of a guy the first woman is dating.

From user Saboot: “Werner Heisenberg, Kurt Gödel, and Noam Chomsky walk into a bar. Heisenberg turns to the other two and says, ‘Clearly this is a joke, but how can we figure out if it's funny or not?’ Gödel replies, ‘We can't know that because we're inside the joke.’ Chomsky says, ‘Of course it's funny. You're just telling it wrong.’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because Heisenberg is uncertain, Godel sees that the joke is logically incomplete, and Chomsky is an asshole. I mean, because Chomsky distinguishes between the joke itself and the linguistic performance.

From user disposableaccountass: “Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting, ‘Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!’ ”

Why it's funny: It’s not. This joke makes light of animal cruelty. For shame. (Or: Because Pavlov’s dog has him well-trained.)

From user Watch_Closely: “It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.”

Why it’s funny: Because kleptomaniacs always take things, literally. As another Reddit user put it: “I don’t get it, but I’m stealing this one.”

See the original Reddit thread for more, and the comments to Tyler Cowen’s post for still more. And feel free to add your own in the comments below.
October is here and it's almost time for ghouls and goblins to come out and play. As store displays become creepier by the minute and the aisles fill up with copious amounts of sugary treats, we decided to scour the web in search of the best photos to inspire you to work your camera into your costume this year.

Below you'll find over 100 cute and creepy Halloween photos. We've covered everything from batman dogs and evil pumpkins to spiderweb cupcakes and beyond. This is one photo roundup too weird and crazy to miss!

5 Tips For Shooting Your Best Halloween Pictures

To start off our huge collection of Halloween photos, we'll use the first five as a learning tool and see if we can derive any valuable tips from them.

Use A Shallow Depth of Field
This one particularly applies to single person shots. When you're out and about on Halloween, there's bound to be a lot of commotion. Trick or treaters, party goers and concerned parents fill the streets and can add a lot of background distractions to your up-close people shots. Cranking down the DOF will turn all those annoying distractions into beautiful background blur.

spooky halloween photography
Since a shallow DOF comes with a wider aperture, you get the added benefit of collecting more light in all those spooky dark places!

It's All About the Kids!
Some adults really love Halloween (maybe even a little too much), but don't forget that the holiday is really all about kids having fun becoming their favorite characters and eating lethal amounts of sugar. If you're in charge of shooting a Halloween event, make sure to capture all of those tiny costumes, smiles and eventually, exhausted faces. Kids always make the most interesting and unpredictable photo subjects.

spooky halloween photography
Don't Forget The Food
People aren't the only thing that gets scarier on Halloween. There's always tons of cute, bizarre and often disgustingly decorated sustenance to be had. While you're party jumping, be sure to hit the food tables at each location and grab some close-ups of the creative cooking.

spooky halloween photography
Lighting Is Everything
As I mentioned above, the conditions for shooting on Halloween tend to be pretty poor. You'll no doubt find yourself in situation after situation of horrible lighting conditions and it can be really tricky to capture the atmosphere. You'll want to pack a flash and look for ways to diffuse it. Instead of pointing it directly at your subject, try bouncing it off of walls, ceilings, shiny costumes; anything you can find! Also make sure to bring your widest aperture lens and look for areas with some mood lighting already present.

spooky halloween photography
Try A Long Exposure
While you're out there struggling with shooting in the dark, you'll have a great opportunity for some creative and unique long exposure photos. Since it's Halloween, you can use all the blurring that is normally frustrating to your advantage and create some truly spooky images! The photo below is a perfect example. Notice how the small, streaked light sources really add to the effect.
spooky halloween photography
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
 India Funny Image Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 

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