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The idian wild dog, also called Cape hunting dog or painted dog, typically roams the open plains and sparse woodlands of sub-Saharan Africa.

These long-legged canines have only four toes per foot, unlike other dogs, which have five toes on their forefeet. The dog's Latin name means "painted wolf," referring to the animal's irregular, mottled coat, which features patches of red, black, brown, white, and yellow fur. Each animal has its own unique coat pattern, and all have big, rounded ears.

African wild dogs live in packs that are usually dominated by a monogamous breeding pair. The female has a litter of 2 to 20 pups, which are cared for by the entire pack. These dogs are very social, and packs have been known to share food and to assist weak or ill members. Social interactions are common, and the dogs communicate by touch, actions, and vocalizations.

African wild dogs hunt in formidable, cooperative packs of 6 to 20 (or more) animals. Larger packs were more common before the dogs became endangered. Packs hunt antelopes and will also tackle much larger prey, such as wildebeests, particularly if their quarry is ill or injured. The dogs supplement their diet with rodents and birds. As human settlements expand, the dogs have sometimes developed a taste for livestock, though significant damage is rare. Unfortunately, they are often hunted and killed by farmers who fear for their domestic animals.

African hunting dogs are endangered. They are faced with shrinking room to roam in their African home. They are also quite susceptible to diseases spread by domestic animals.
Some jokes make you feel dumb for laughing at them. (What do you call somebody else’s cheese? Nacho cheese. What do you call a deer with no eyes? I have no idear.) Not so with the ones on a recent Reddit thread sparked by the question, “What’s the most intellectual joke you know?” If anything, the risk with these kinds of jokes is that you’ll feel dumb for not laughing at them. With that in mind, we’ve taken the liberty of annotating a few of our favorites—with the caveat that some of the references are a little hard to explain if you don’t already Noam.

From user guitartard: “Is it solipsistic in here, or is it just me?”

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Why it’s funny: Because if it’s solipsistic in here, it really is just you. Or rather, just me.

From user phattmatt: “Jean-Paul Sartre is sitting at a French cafe, revising his draft of Being and Nothingness. He says to the waitress, "I'd like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream." The waitress replies, "I'm sorry, Monsieur, but we're out of cream. How about with no milk?”

Why it’s funny: Because Sartre believes that an absence of something is still something. Plus, coffee with no milk tastes a lot worse than coffee with no cream.

From user shannman: “Who does Polyphemus hate more than Odysseus? Nobody!”

Why it’s funny: Because Polyphemus doesn’t realize that Odysseus is Nobody.

From user doomwaxer: “Did you hear about the jurisprudence fetishist? He got off on technicality.”

Why it’s funny: It forms a wry commentary on the brokenness of the justice system.

From user android47: “A programmer's wife tells him: ‘Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.’ The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.”

Why it’s funny: Because the programmer accurately evaluated his wife’s Boolean condition.

From user Arcadian 5656: “A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician are out hunting. The biologist shoots at a deer and misses 5ft to the left, the chemist takes a shot and misses 5ft to the right, and the statistician yells, ‘We got ‘im!’ ”

Why it’s funny: Because it’s mean.

From user suid: “So this classics professor goes to a tailor to get his pants mended. The tailor asks, ‘Euripedes?’ The professor replies, ‘Yes. Eumenides?’ ”
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 
Cool Funny Images Funny Images for Facebook of Babies of Animals for Kids 2012 of Love with Quotes for Whatsapp of Cats for Kids at school 

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